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The Freaks

Published: Jul 23, 2010

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^{I'm working as a teachers aid for a third grade class at this camp. The kids there are fricken adorable and listen to whatever I say ...

So I told them I'm dating the San Francisco Giants' pitcher Tim Lincecum.

And they believe me.
I photoshopped a picture of us ([link]) so hopefully they'll believe me even more. Bahahahaha

I'm, like, obsessed with Tim "The Freak" Lincecum. Look at him. Just look.

[link]

Goddamn he is so effing sexy. OH MY GOD.
OOOOHHHHH
MMYYYYYYYY
GOOOODDDD!

Wait ... proportional-wise; I'm not that short (5'4''), and Lincecum isn't that tall, either (5'11'') ... but he's tall (7'2'') and I'm short (5'3''), in my fantasy world, mmkay?

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I'm dating him. It's Facebook official.

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We broke up. After the Giants won the 2010 world series (!!!), he's been a diva. CAN'T HAVE THAT.}

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SplashyLove

Aug 27, 2013

BUSTER POSEY IS SO HOTTER