Today, I had a mosquito bite that was itchy but I resisted scratching it. I felt like the mosquito could steal my blood but not my will power. MLIA

Today, my parents weren't home so I decided to blast my music, since they always tell me to turn it down. After about 5 minutes, I lowered the volume because it was too loud. MLIA

Today, I needed to walk across a one way street. I still looked both ways out of habit. MLIA

Today, I sneezed while I was alone. I blessed myself. Then I thanked myself. MLIA.

Today, a friend had emailed me saying "skools gunna bee sweetz nxt year : D goinnn outz tonite, wanna chillz : ) ?" I was highly irritated by her spelling and grammar, so I never replied. MLIA

Today I played basketball with a kid on my street I dont like that much. He complimented on how well I played. I like him more now. MLIA

Today I was playing Oregon Trail. I named one of my people after somebody I hate, and he drowned while trying to cross a river. It made my day. MLIA

Today, When I drove under a tree, one of the branches scraped the top of my car. As a reflex, I ducked even though there was no possibility that the tree could hit me. MLIA

Today, I checked the ingredients of a bottle of water. It said water. I was not suprised. MLIA.

Today I was looking at my neighbors windows with my binoculars. I saw one of them through a window looking at me with binoculars. I waved to break the awkwardness. He waved back. MLIA

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
MLIA is so much funnier than FML

*sigh*
Yeah I need a summer life. My boyfriend is touring South Africa so it seems like I have nothing to do but go on facebook and watch Heroes. I FINISHED THE FIRST SEASON OMG IT'S SO GOOD

I like Fringe, and Lost better, though....

I'M GOING TO SEE BRUNO THIS FRIDAY AND IT'S GOING TO BE THE EPIC OF EPICNESS


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